Sorry....

I'm sorry I'm not a slag.
Yes I said it.
I'm sorry I don't wear the clothes you think I should.
I'm sorry you were expecting someone different.
I'm sorry I never text you I'm useless OK!
I'm sorry you think I'm a bitch but are you surprised.
I'm sorry that my life offends you so.
I'm sorry that my refusal to eat meat impacts your digestive system as well.
I'm sorry for not fitting into your perfect little box of a world.
But most of all,
I'm sorry for you.